Well, d_of_i has done the physics thing, too. In Egg Way, you have to guide an egg safely into your frying pan with a powerful physics pencil that can morph air and time into half-solid temporal gelatine. Or this is how I like to describe it. But be careful not to freeze air for too long, because if it becomes too solid it will relentlessly scramble your egg in the resulting time vortex!

It would probably be a good idea to compile a “food” series. Yes, I shall do that some day.

Now it is up to you to help the mayor make the new Minneapolis landmark work properly. Can you toast these slices golden brown without burning them? Are you up to the waffle-making task? Can you rescue the bagels? And are you man enough to face the pop tarts?

There is only one way to find out. Get the Town Hall Toaster ready and feed the hungry taxpayers.

If Salvador Dalí would have been executive producer of a Beat ‘em Up, this is what it would have looked like. The level design often contains human body parts. Level bosses have (with some exceptions) exaggerated genitalia and use them to attack you mercilessly. On your way through the levels you fight giant floating heads, controlled by miniaturized people. There are enemies with huge surreal animations and contraptions to fight you, but there are some who just don’t have any animation at all, but rather glide through the level awkwardly without moving their feet.

The greater purpose of our fighting gourmets remains unclear, but as usual, it involves a mad scientist with a fancy hat, some vials, some green liquid, cloning and generally evil biomechanic experimental menace. This has to stop, no doubt!

So, what’s with the power up and the health, crucial elements of every decent fighting game? Is it pizza, or burgers? No, because this is the Gourment Squadron on the way to, well, on the way to victory. Some of your opponents carry ingredients such as garlic, soybeans, lobster, seafood or tofu, and after you have given them the pounding they obviously deserved, you can collect them. But! To draw maximum health and power from those ingredients, you also have to combine them in a proper way after each level by feeding them into your robo chef. If you haven’t spoiled it, you’ll have a healthy seafood salad, regain your strength, and then on to the next level of sexually charged ass kicking and mushroom foray!